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Looking for the ultimate adrenaline rush? Paintball provides fast action, physical activity, and a thrilling team sport environment. 

Although you can play paintball outdoors, indoor paintball offers even more excitement. Here's information to help you get started with this incredible sport, along with some general paintball tips and tactics. 

6 Tips and Tactics to Dominate Indoor Paintball

Paintball is a fast-paced game of tag, with individuals or teams attempting to mark their opponents with colored dye.

Each player has a paintball marker (sometimes called a paintball gun) that uses compressed gas to shoot a small paintball capsule. When a player is hit, they are eliminated from a round. 

Rules vary by type of match. Sometimes players will need to complete an objective (like finding a specific object or capturing an enemy base). Other times a match is based on who can survive the longest.

Some paintball matches are held outdoors, but indoor paintball can take the experience up a notch. The closer quarters means faster-paced action. Even better, you don't have to worry about weather conditions impacting play.

No matter what the match objective, winning at paintball requires physical endurance, stealth, teamwork, and even a bit of luck. How can you improve your winning odds? Here are a few time-tested tricks to help you dominate the field in indoor paintball.

1. Use Cover

Unlike paintball matches that take place outdoors, which can cover large areas of land, indoor paintball has a smaller playfield. This makes cover much more essential. You won't be able to simply outrun your opponent. 

Cover can be used in a variety of ways. Use structures on the playfield to hide behind, or set up a sniping location. 

Make sure to look for opponents behind cover. Assume that if you see some cover on the field big enough a person can hide behind, that someone is likely hiding behind it.

Some covers may work best to stand behind. Other covers may only work if you're squatting or lying prone behind it. Be creative with each piece of cover to make it work best for you.

2. Communicate

For indoor paintball, teamwork is essential. In a smaller space, it is easier to coordinate with teammates.

Gather with your teammates to discuss strategy before making an offensive push. Use hand signals or other visual cues to let your teammates know where to find the enemy.

Signaling a warning for a teammate who is about to be ambushed is always welcome. The teams that find ways to communicate skillfully have an advantage. 

3. Come Equipped

A benefit of indoor paintball is that you don't have to bring out gear for changing weather conditions. There are a few items that you will need for a paintball match, however.

In addition to a paintball gun, you'll need plenty of ammo with your indoor paintball gear. After all, no ammo means that you won't be able to take out your opponent. 

Special tubes called paintball pods are the best way to carry extra ammo. These pods can be worn on a harness or tactical vest so you always have ammo at hand.

Extra CO2 tanks are always a must. Even if you don't run out, make sure you have extra on hand to help a teammate out. 

Finally, safety is always a high priority in any sport. Invest in a quality mask or goggles, along with protective gear such as gloves and knee and elbow pads, plus durable shoes. 

4. Study the Rules

No matter how much preparation and strategy you have at the ready, you will not win if you are not following the rules of the match and know how to play paintball.

Each facility, and even certain matches at a facility, will have different rules. Make sure to go over the rules before a match to avoid careless penalties.

Paintball matches will have marshals or referees in the field. These individuals will look for rule violations, but also help ensure safety of players.

If you have a question or concern, the marshals are a fantastic resource to get clarity about the rules of a match.

Also, keep an eye on your teammates to make sure that they are adhering to the rules. No one wants to lose a match on a technicality that can be easily avoided.

Above all, keep good sportsmanship and safety in mind. Do not dry fire your gun, use unauthorized equipment, or have physical contact with another player. Do have fun and be respectful towards marshals and other players.

5. Keep Moving

It is much harder to hit a moving target than a sitting duck. Keep moving on the field to become harder to take down.

Whether you are running between pieces of cover, climbing over structures, or doing a crouched run to stay just out of a line of fire, you will be physically active throughout a match. Paintball is not just a workout for the tactical mind, but is also a great workout for the whole body.

6. Pair Up

Two heads are better than one. In paintball, having a teammate can be the difference between success and failure on the field.

Pairing up with a partner means you have someone to watch your back. Your partner can scout out the opposition or storm in with you for an offensive push.

In armed forces operations, you'll see a buddy system employed to help keep everyone safe and ensure the success of a mission. This same technique works well on the paintball field.

Many corporate organizations use paintball as team-building exercises to foster communication between partners.

Take the Indoor Paintball Field by Storm

Playing paintball with friends is an amazing way to stay in shape, have fun, and reduce stress. Indoor paintball allows you to keep the fun going all year round.

Ready to give paintball a try? Lone Wolf supplies all the gear you need to succeed on the paintball field. From guns to goggles and paintballs to pods, you'll find everything you need to get in the game.

The hopper is a key component of paintball guns. The hopper is the container on top of your gun responsible for storing paintballs and feeding them into the marker. When choosing a paintball hopper, you want to find one that will maximize storage and load paintballs fast enough for you to shoot quickly. There are a variety of types of hoppers; including gravity-fed, agitated and electric. 

Gravity-fed hoppers allow the ball to fall into the marker from the container, using a simple design without any moving parts. Agitating hoppers use a propeller and fan blades to feed the paintballs quicker, but they allow for more mechanical failure. The best option is an electric paintball hopper; read on as we explain the advantages and features that support this claim. 

How Electric Paintball Hoppers Function

Electric paintball hoppers are the most efficient in delivering paintballs from the hopper to the barrel of the gun. Although there are different setups for these paintball gun parts, they all commonly use electric motors and a blade to feed paintballs into the marker. This setup forces the paintball into the marker far more quickly than other hoppers. 

Advantages and Disadvantages of Electronic Hoppers

As with any equipment, electric hoppers have pros and cons. The biggest advantage of electronic hoppers is that they feed paintballs into the marker quickly, allowing for a faster firing rate and fewer chopped balls. Electronic hoppers also can be used for automatic firing with the right gun setup.  

Some of the disadvantages include a higher price point and more complex designs. If you have issues it can be more difficult to service the hopper yourself; check our YouTube channel and search for your hopper to see maintenance and service tips. Additionally, because they are battery powered, there is also the risk of running out of battery life while on the field. Consider a rechargeable battery if you plan on playing for long periods of time.

Tiers and Features

Electronic hoppers are often graded as entry, intermediate and professional for different styles of play, and they vary in features like fire rate, capacity and construction.  

Fire Rate

Electronic hoppers have a quicker firing rate in general. However, at the professional level, the firing rate can reach up to 30 paintballs per second, which is much faster than entry-level hoppers. 

Capacity

At the high end, hoppers can hold up to 200 paintballs, which is useful in competition or for frequent players. However, entry-level players often do not need a hopper with a capacity that high. 

Construction

Hoppers are available in different sizes and shapes, allowing you to choose a style that you like. Also, more practically, the design and material of the hopper will factor into the weight, which matters on the field. Professional-level hoppers may be heavier, but they will also be larger and more durable. 

Next Steps

For more information about paintball hoppers that are electric and all of your other paintball needs, browse our inventory of hoppers and accessories or check out our hopper reviews at Lone Wolf Paintball. 

Paintball is an exhilarating sport that can lead to many hours of adrenaline-pumped action with friends. Yet, paintball can also hurt if you're not correctly equipped! When looking for the best paintball pants, there's a lot to consider. Your pants need to protect you while giving you the flexibility you need. It also doesn't hurt if they're comfortable too! Below, we'll go over 9 of the best paintball pants, as well as discuss the factors you should consider before purchasing. 

1. HK Army TRK Joggers

The TRK Joggers are a strong start with a perfect blend of style and function. As "jogger" paintball pants, the TRKs are cut similarly to track pants. The legs slim towards the ankle, keeping pant legs away from your boots. The TRK is made from a premium poly-knit blend. This makes them lightweight and flexible but also durable. The material is comfortable and breathable. 

The pants come with reinforced knees to take more punishment leaping in and out of cover. The legs are also ventilated, helping you keep cool. HK Army included zipped waterproof pockets in addition to standard side pockets. Please don't stick your brush in them, though! There are dedicated squeegee pockets to keep your pockets paint-free. To top it all off, the pants come with embroidered detailing to add to their style. When it comes to price, the TRK Joggers are middle of the road at about $109.95. Also, be sure to check out our video review below:

2. HK Army Track Joggers

Jogger pants are great for fast matches with less emphasis on waiting and covering. If you're looking for affordable paintball pants in this category, HK Army has you covered with the HK Army Track Joggers. These quality pants come in at only $59. Like their newer brethren, the Track Joggers are made of a premium poly-knit blend. These pants have fewer features and are more lightweight to boot. 

The Joggers feature waterproof zipper pockets similar to the TRKs. The Joggers also feature zipped, waterproof ankle cuffs. These can be opened if you need a little bit of ventilation on a hot day! The Track Jogger still maintains the same slim profile, though. The Track Jogger shares the same black and gray aesthetic as the TRK. It comes with its own unique embroidered designs as well. We've covered these pants in a video review which you can see below:

3. HK Army HSTL Pants

If you're looking for something more sporty, the HK Army HSTL Pants are a great pick. These paintball pants were made for comfort. With their lightweight material and breathable mesh interior, the HSTL pants will keep you cool in a busy match. The mesh seat of the pants provides excellent flexibility as well. The outer padding covering the rest of the pants is exceptionally durable. Padded legs will keep you free of welts, while the padded groin will keep more sensitive areas safe. 

The sportier design of these pants lends way to more reinforcement at the waist. Belt loops are included as well if you want to use belts and pouches for equipment. The HSTL comes with padded knees for rough matches in choppy terrain. The legs come in a slimmer profile and feature an adjustable ankle. The ankle can be tightened and secured with velcro to keep from dragging. In all, these versatile paintball pants will run you around $109. We've reviewed these pants and their matching jersey on YouTube which you can view below:

4. Exalt T4 Pants

For sportier pants with more to boast about, you should check out the Exalt T4. The T4 offers a great deal of protective padding. With pads at the hips and groin, you won't have to worry about welts. The T4 also comes with kevlar-reinforced padded knees! These pants feature mesh "flex zones" to protect you without getting in the way. The mesh lines the interior of the pants as well. The breathable mesh helps vent heat from your pants to keep you cool. 

The T4 comes with dual drawstrings in place of typical button snaps. The drawstrings are not only more durable but more easily adjustable. It's hard for these paintball pants not to fit well! The T4 features zipper thigh pockets for carrying extra equipment. The pants also feature dual swap pockets to keep your gear paint-free. This pair of versatile paintball pants will cost you roughly $109. Make sure to check out our video review below too!

5. HK Army V2 Freeline Joggers

If you're looking for quality and versatility, the V2 Freeline Joggers are a superior choice. These paintball pants by HK Army use cutting-edge fabrics. These fabrics are flexible but also extremely lightweight! This allows for padded flex zones that don't compromise your protection. The tapered jogger fit flows into elastic ankles that keep pant legs from dragging. The adjustable velcro waist belt helps ensure a comfortable fit. 

The breathable mesh liner makes the pants comfortable to wear and wicks moisture away. Ventilation in the legs and crotch relieves you of excess heat to help keep you cool. The V2 Freeline Joggers feature ballistic kevlar padded knees, as well as a padded crotch for extra protection. These high-quality paintball pants will run you somewhere in the ballpark of $179. For more on these pants and their relaxed-fit variant, check out our video review below:

6. Infamous Trainer Joggers

If you're looking for simple but effective pants, Infamous' Trainer Joggers are a perfect choice. These joggers were designed to be no-nonsense paintball pants. Their lightweight material makes them flexible and durable. The pants come with back pockets, as well as swab pockets. The drawstring waist rib-stitch ankles ensure a comfortable fit without frills. 

These joggers certainly don't lack style, though. The Trainers come with sublimated designs along the legs and waist. These durable but straightforward paintball pants cost $99, making them a solid middle-of-the-road choice. Make sure to check out our video review below for more details:

7. Infamous Team 1 Pro Joggers

Simple doesn't necessarily need to mean conceding quality. The Infamous Team 1 Pro Joggers certainly prove that. These thoughtfully engineered pants were designed to take a beating in competitive matches. Lightweight but durable 4-way stretch fabric moves with you even in rough conditions. The sweat-wicking fabric keeps you dry and dries out quickly. 

The Team 1 pants feature the same comfort-fit waist and ankles as the Trainers. The Team 1's, however, feature Weatherproof YKK zippered pockets. These durable pockets will keep gear or valuables safe and sound in any arena. In addition to their eye-catching designs, the Pro Joggers also feature velcro loops. These loops can be used for your favorite Velcro patch!

8. HK Army Hardline Pants

For rugged pants ready for the most demanding competition, the HK Army Hardline pants are a strong lead. A mixture of fabrics provides a balance of flexibility and protection. On average, though, these pants have a bit more in terms of impact point coverage. Breathable mesh ventilates the legs and crotch without sacrificing flexibility. Zippered leg ventilation allows you to add extra ventilation when needed.

Between the Hardline's six integrated pockets, you won't lack space for your paintball equipment. Flexible ballistic kevlar knee padding, meanwhile, helps you kneel without too much strain. These rugged and ready paintball pants cost $164.

9. HK Army TRK Joggers - Chad YAYA Bouchez Series

If you've read through this list, you might have noticed a lot of black hues. If you're looking for a bit more color in your paintball pants, look no further than the TRK Jogger Chad YAYA Bouchez series! These stylish paintball pants come with the versatility and durability of HK Army's earlier entry. Their lightweight material is flexible and breathable, making these pants comfortable to wear. 

The Chad YAYA Bouchez series comes with a custom gold coloration. These pants feature leopard print vertical leg designs for a unique flair you can't miss. Embroidered detailing adds an extra touch to bring the aesthetic together. These undeniably stylish paintball pants cost $119. Be sure to check out the other Chad YAYA Bouchez gear in our video review below!

10. Carbon CC Pants

Last but not least are the Carbon CC pants. Here at Lone Wolf Paintball, we love everything Carbon because of the high-quality materials used in every one of their products. These pants are extremely breathable and flexible while still being robust enough to withstand the demands of a vigorous round of paintball. The great thing about these pants is that they have the fit of joggers, however, they also have the reinforcement that players want and need in all the right places. These pants currently retail for $150, and while they are on the expensive side of the selections on this list, we think that they’re well worth the investment. For more information on the Carbon CC pants, take a look at our comprehensive review video below:

Things To Consider When Looking For Paintball Pants

Suggestions help, but if you're new to paintball, you might not know what to look for in your gear.

When it comes to paintball pants, you need to strike a balance between form and function. Your pants need to protect you not just from paintballs but the elements as well. They'll also need to be flexible and fit properly, or you'll spend the entire match in misery!

There are three key factors to consider with any pair of paintball pants.

Materials

Consider the environment that you're playing in when looking at the materials of your paintball pants. Thicker fabrics, while offering more protection against paintballs, might not vent as well. On the other hand, lighter materials might not absorb impacts.

Most dedicated paintball pants combine multiple materials to strike that essential balance. They might feature lighter materials in flex areas or mesh to create ventilation zones. 

Fit

Ultimately, your pants need to fit well to provide balanced performance. Ideally, you need a secure but not overly tight waist. You'll often be carrying lots of gear and need the extra support. Sagging pants can lead to tripping.

Additionally, you'll need to ensure that your pants aren't too tight or too loose. If you prefer a looser fit to your paintball pants, make sure to find a pair with elastic or velcro-secured ankles. On the inverse, don't make your pants too tight, or you could restrict movement.

Padding

The material of your pants matters a lot when it comes to protection. Some pants offer padding around typical impact zones such as the legs and hips. Others offer dedicated protection for sensitive areas like the groin. 

Knee padding is essential for more than paintball protection. You'll be ducking in and out of cover a lot and knee pads help reduce the strain from these many posture changes!

Final Thoughts

Paintball pants are only the start of your kit. Lone Wolf Paintball has you covered on your pants, guns, and more when it comes to paintball equipment. We're paintball enthusiasts at our core, and we want to put the best gear in your hands!

Check out our selection of paintball pants, gloves, and other protective gear today.

Airsoft is an immersive and rewarding hobby, from pitched battles between rival teams to a lazy afternoon shooting targets. After all, what could be better than getting the drop on the other team and then winning the whole round?

However, airsoft guns can get a little technical. Knowing what kind of gun to buy for your needs and how to take care of it can be overwhelming. 

Whether you're just starting out or getting back into the sport after a hiatus, we can help get you up to speed. Read on for a quick breakdown of airsoft weaponry and how they work.

Airsoft Gun 101: What Is An Airsoft Gun And How Does It Work?

The average airsoft gun is a 1:1 replica of a real-life firearm and players can find some of the most popular models such as the famous AK-47  or even M4 Carbines. to prototypes such as theU, there's no end of selection! 

Airsoft guns tend to be made of lighter materials, such as plastics and polymers. 

In place of powder-fired bullets, airsoft guns use air or springs to fire plastic airsoft pellets or BBs. The firing method varies (and we'll discuss those methods in a bit), but BBs are always fired at a relatively low velocity. While getting shot still hurts, you'll ultimately walk away with a little welt at the worst!

Airsoft Gun 102: The Different Kinds of Airsoft Weaponry

There are four varieties of airsoft guns using different firing methods. It's hard to say that one form is "better" than the other. Often, which kind of gun you get should be based on your needs.

We'll break down the different types of airsoft guns and give you some ideas for how they can be best used. 

Spring Powered Guns

The traditional air gun tends to be the most simple, using tightly coiled springs to fire pellets. These classic weapons need to be pumped or "cocked" to fire each shot. You'll tend to find a lot of single-shot hunting-type weapons in this configuration. 

Not every spring weapon is an official Red Ryder, carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle, though. Many come in the shape of modern firearms such as the M4A1 or the Colt 1911. 

Spring rifles tend to have a more significant range dropoff, and their power is lacking compared to other kinds of air weaponry. They are, however, highly reliable in the field. Because there's no power or gas supply, spring guns are only limited by how much ammo you have!

Spring weapons are a great intro to airsoft weaponry, as they're simple to use and maintain. They also make excellent reserve weapons for pros, especially pistols that can be drawn and fired quickly. 

Spring weapons are also fantastic for close range where accuracy isn't as important. A quick hand and a quality spring rifle could catch even an automatic electric-wielding opponent off guard!

Automatic Electric Guns (AEG)

Electric airsoft guns are the next step up from spring weapons. As you've probably guessed, these battery-powered weapons can fire in full auto. Because they have a high rate of fire, electric guns are a force to be reckoned with in the field. In addition to being capable of automatic fire, they pack more power and tend to shoot more accurately. 

An automatic electric gun makes an excellent primary weapon in most game scenarios that can be played in paintball or airsoft. A quality electric ASL rifle could allow you to lay down suppressing fire just as easily as placing precise shots to pick off opponents. 

If you were looking to be a squad's machine gunner or let out your inner Sylvester Stallone, electric airsoft machine guns are also on the market!

The obvious downside to an AEG would be the battery. As the battery runs low, the rifle will begin to slow down. Batteries often take a few hours to charge, meaning you can't "quickly" recharge and get back into action. However, replacement batteries and chargers of varying capacities exist to keep you on the field for longer periods of time.

Using an AEG as your primary would likely require either a backup battery or a reserve weapon (though you should always have a reserve weapon!) However, something to remember is that an automatic rifle doesn't always need to fire in full-auto! Try alternating between auto and semi-auto to save ammo and battery power. 

Even if you're a beginner, AEG's are still relatively easy to pick up. They do require more attention to maintenance, however. Make sure you study your gun's user manual carefully and maintain it regularly.

Gas-Powered Guns

As the name implies, gas-powered airsoft guns use compressed gas to propel projectiles. The CO2 gas canisters most commonly used in gas guns tend to run out relatively quickly. Unlike a battery that might last a few hours, a CO2 canister might not even last past your current clip. Replacing canisters in the field is possible but cumbersome. 

Because of their questionable accuracy, a gas gun isn't recommended as a primary weapon if you intend to play matches. In fact, most gas powered airsoft guns are side arms. There is a small contingency of gas powered guns that actually use a HPA tank that may be carried in a player’s backpack and connected to the airsoft gun with a hose. However, these are very rare to find and make up a small portion of the airsoft guns available.

Hybrid Guns

Hybrid guns are a relatively recent innovation. These intricately designed weapons are intended to provide the closest experience to using a firearm.  Hybrid guns can either be powered by gas or batteries and function similarly to real firearms. 

Hybrid airsoft guns use realistic looking shells into which a single BB is loaded. So, instead of an AEG magazine which would hold several hundred BBs, these magazines would hold approximately 30 rounds of ammunition. Many of these pellets tend to have caps to provide a realistic flash, smoke, and popping sound. 

Because these weapons are meant to be as close to the actual gun as possible, they tend to be used more for actual military training than for recreational airsoft matches. In fact, you may have a hard time finding these airsoft guns for sale on the open market.

Airsoft Gun 103: The Anatomy Of An Airsoft Gun

Regular maintenance is essential to keeping your airsoft arsenal functioning properly. Even with proper care, though, guns can still break.  Knowing the components of an airsoft gun is essential to diagnosing what went wrong and what parts to order. Maintenance and repair procedures vary from weapon to weapon, but the components tend to be the same. 

The actual quality of the stock parts of any given gun can vary. Upgrading an airsoft gun immediately after purchase is reasonably common. Before you get into the guts of your weapon, you should probably learn how it works! Below, we'll take a look at the standard airsoft gun components and how they function.

The Spring And Spring Guide

The spring is the propelling force behind every BB or pellet fired.  The spring's primary duty is to force all of the air out of the firing cylinder. This forcibly ejects the BB. Higher-quality springs can handle faster firing and are less prone to breaking. 

The spring guide is a small tube attached to the rear of the spring. This tube keeps the spring aligned with the barrel during firing, preventing it from becoming too twisted. 

The Piston And Piston Head

The piston is the actual component that forces the air from a cylinder. Attached to the front of the spring, the piston helps push air into the firing cylinder when the weapon is cocked. The piston head, attached at the very front, pushes the air out of the cylinder when fired. 

The Cylinder And Cylinder Head

The firing cylinder serves as the airtight chamber to hold the loaded ammunition. The cylinder helps compress the air during firing, forcing it through the head at the end of the chamber. The cylinder head is a tight tube that the pellet will travel through. The narrow opening helps force the projectile down the barrel at a high enough velocity to use in matches or range shooting. 

The Air Nozzle

The air nozzle is the vestibule between the cylinder and the rifle. Sitting at the end of the cylinder head, the nozzle forces the pellet and air out of the gun.

Wrap Up of Airsoft Guns

Getting started with airsoft can be easy to learn but challenging to master. Knowing how your airsoft guns operate and the parts that go in them give you a solid base to not only start your new airsoft hobby but can help you get your weapon tuned in just right!

Contact us to get started with airsoft gear or want to add something new to your arsenal. Founded by enthusiasts, Lone Wolf Paintball has over 30 years of experience in airsoft and paintball. From equipping hobbyists to running matches on our fields, we live for paintball and airsoft!

Check the airsoft gun offerings at Lone Wolf to find your first (or next) airsoft rifle today!

Aah memes. They've become part of our lives, and we wouldn't have it any other way. You've probably grown to love them as much as we do. They're all over Facebook, Youtube, and even TikTok these days.

If you're one of the 30% of people who send memes every single day (or even the 55% that send once a week), you're one of us. If you’re one of the select few who send paintball memes, buckle up.

Today, we'll look at our top 10 favorite paintball memes. They're great to share with your teammates and friends.

Paintball Memes

Sometimes, all that keeps you going week to week is a good joke. Whether it's the always classic paintball knife meme or some other funny paintball memes, a good laugh can get you up and at it on a Monday morning.

And that's just what paintball memes do. They get us through the day with laughter and help us see things in a new light while we're at it.

The worst thing about paintball is cleaning your gear after every single day of play. It feels like an awful lot of work when it comes to breaking down and cleaning, oiling your gun, recovering your hopper. The list goes on and on, but thankfully there's a paintball meme out there that depicts our pain.

Please enjoy our collection of the absolute best.

1. Jim Carrey - Dumb and Dumber

We all remember Jim Carrey's performance in Dumb and Dumber. It launched a thousand jokes and lives on in our memories. Sure, it's been almost 30 years since it was released, but the sight of Jim popping out of the car window looking pleased as punch still gives us the giggles.

You know that feeling, the one that bubbles up inside you when you remember tomorrow is paintball day? Just remember, stick your head out the window and smile because life is good!

2. Ralph Wiggum: Snake Diver

Oof. Snake dives. Everyone's got a story of their first snake dive, and we'll be damned if Ralph Wiggum doesn't embody all the stories. But, of course, we've all felt the horror of an unexpected core sample too.

Don't be like Ralph. Keep your marker up. Keep your arms forward. Poor Ralph.

3. Nasty Gearbag

If you've ever opened a gear bag after an extended break, you know all about the smell. Even a couple of days' holiday means your gear bag is going to have a nasty odor.

Our man Cleveland is the best for the understated, flat statement, and his "Oh, that's nasty" from Family Guy is absolutely iconic. That makes this easily a top funny paintball meme

4. Kermit's Thinking of You

You find yourself drifting off at work, not thinking about your projects. Perhaps you're a little distracted during the morning commute. We know what's on your mind.

We've got some good news for you. Paintball is absolutely thinking about you too. In fact, it's missing you terribly, and you should probably call it. Don't leave it till next week. Make up with Paintball today.

5. It's Honest Work

Let's set the scene. You're chasing a particularly speedy fellow baller. You know he's hunkered down behind one of the doritos, but you're not sure which. You spot a flash of color, and you know you've got him.

And then you hear the noise. You know the one, the one that means your ASA is leaking. With a sigh, you hang your head and start calling positions. It's not glamorous, but it's honest work.

6. Getting Lit Up!

Anyone who's played paintball knows the drill. You're out there in the heat of the game, adrenaline pumping, and then it happens – you get hit. You raise your hand in surrender, but the shots keep coming. This meme perfectly captures that frustrating yet oddly hilarious moment. The image shows a paintball player who’s clearly out but keeps getting pelted with paintballs, vividly illustrated by the paint splatters all over them.

7. Skill Differences

Paintball enthusiasts know there's a distinct difference between casual players and speedballers. This meme captures that moment of realization when rental players show up, and you're the lone speedballer in the group. The image features a speedballer in full gear, strategically taking cover and aiming with precision, while a rental player in less specialized gear stands in the background, appearing less prepared and without cover. The humor in this meme comes from the stark contrast between the speedballer's professional demeanor and the casual stance of the rental player. It's a nod to the often humorous gap in experience and preparedness between regular players and newcomers. 

8. Life Decisions

The humor in this meme lies in the playful comparison between significant life milestones and the joy of playing paintball. While friends are settling down and starting families, the paintball player is depicted as fully immersed in their passion for the game.  This meme resonates with many who feel out of sync with traditional life progressions, finding humor and camaraderie in the different choices and hobbies that define their lives. It's a lighthearted reminder that everyone has their own timeline, and there's joy to be found in every stage."

9. Taking Paintball Seriously

School activities can sometimes take unexpected turns, and this meme humorously depicts the anticipation and reality of a paintball game in a school setting. The humor in this meme lies in the exaggerated portrayal of the boys' readiness for paintball, implying they are overly prepared and eager for battle, much more so than the girls anticipated. This extreme depiction makes the meme funny by highlighting the difference in expectations and reality, playing on stereotypes and the often competitive nature of boys in such activities.

10. Monday - Tuesday - Wednesday - Thursday - Friday

Sometimes the week is rough. There's not much you can do about it, so you might as well suck it up and have fun. Monday, your marker won't behave. Tuesday, your hopper pops, spraying all over the place.

Wednesday, you thought, would be better, and then you faceplanted over a snake. Thursday, there's something jammed in your barrel (don't look into it!), and Friday? Well, on Friday, the adrenaline got the best of you, and you had a good puke. Roll on, weekend.

Where Do I Find Paintball Memes?

You can find good memes pretty much anywhere. A cursory google search will land you with a good few. We’ve compiled our favorites in a series of Youtube videos. If you’re ready to take the next step, join our Paintball Memes Facebook Group and share your own memes.

Paintball guns were originally developed by forestry workers to mark trees and areas for felling. However, it was not long before someone realized that taking out your friends with paintballs is much more exciting. But what exactly are these projectiles made of?

Luckily, they are both safe and straightforward to use. Read on as we answer the question: what are paintballs made of?

What Are Paintballs Made Of?

The paintball filling is a liquid paint mixture that marks your friends on impact. However, it is not like the paint you would use on your house or paint used for industrial applications. 

While the quantities and paint mixes differ, most manufacturers use polyethylene glycol and water-based dyes as main ingredients. The glycol is used because it has a very low freezing point, around -15 degrees Fahrenheit. This means paintballs will not freeze in even frigid cold conditions. 

Rather, paintballs are simply more likely to shrink in colder weather. This may cause problems with discharging through gun barrels, so it is advised that you refrain from playing in very cold environments. 

Some paintballs may contain oil-based paints. These are not recommended, as they are harsher on guns and equipment. They also have no real benefits over paintballs that contain water-soluble dyes.

How are Paintballs Made?

Paintball manufacturing starts in a factory where the paint is first produced. After, the paint is sent to another factory where it will be cased and turned into a paintball. 

To produce complete paintballs, manufacturers use a gelatinous substance to encase the paint, similar to the process of encasing a pill. It is no surprise that early paintballs came from pharmaceutical factories, as the equipment was already in place. Specialist machines create paintballs and they run 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, to keep up with demand. 

Workers will start by loading two strips of gelatin into the encapsulating machine. The gelatin moves through rotating drums that have divots and shape the casing. Once shaped, a precise amount of paint gets injected into the capsule before the two strips become sealed together. 

At this point, the case of the paintball is warm and soft. The paintballs will then tumble into a drying machine, which hardens them and creates their round uniform shape. They are then removed and left to air dry before undergoing a quality control check. 

Drying times can vary depending on the factory and make of the paintball. Once complete, they get loaded onto a hopper, which sorts the paintballs by weight. They are then packaged and sent to stores. 

For a full review of how to choose paintballs, take a look at our helpful YouTube video guide below:

Are Paintballs and Their Shells Biodegradable?

Paintballs, and paintball as a hobby, have little impact on the environment if some rules are adhered to. For instance, it’s best practice to pick up old shells, batteries, and trash after a game has been played. 

Luckily, environmentally friendly paintballs are the norm. All paintballs have a shell made from gelatin which will dissolve over time. The real problem comes with the paint inside. 

Balls that have water-soluble dyes pose no problem. They will wash away in the rain or water and not leave any harmful chemicals in the environment. These paintballs also have polyethylene glycol as a filling. 

Paintballs that contain oil can be harmful to the environment. If left lying around, they could also cause damage to any animals that may ingest them. Biodegradable paintballs are for sale at most paintball and adventure hobby retail outlets. 

FAQs for Paintballs

Quality paintballs are generally safe and cause no harm. However, there are different types and many questions regarding their storage and transportation. 

Are Paintballs Washable?

PEG paintballs are washable. Ideally, you should try to remove paint from your clothing as soon as possible to avoid staining. Some of the brighter colors have a tendency to be hard to remove if they are left to dry on clothing. 

There are two ways to do this. The first is to simply hose the clothing down after playing, then get changed. You could soak them in water and laundry detergent, or simply give them a spin in the washing machine. 

You really don't need to be harsh to clean paint. Avoid using any chemicals like bleach and powerful stain removers. You only need warm water, so don't place clothes in a boiling wash as it may damage the rest of the clothing. 

Are Paintballs Edible?

Non-toxic paintballs are the standard and should not cause major harm if ingested. However, that does not mean they are designed to be eaten. They will not taste very pleasant. 

Paintball fillings are non-toxic in case some happen to go into your mouth. The shells will not easily dissolve if you chew or swallow them. Shells also cause problems with the digestive systems of animals, so avoid letting pets get into paintball supplies. 

While paintballs are not edible, HK Army did make watermelon blast paintballs. For a full review of these paintballs take a look at our YouTube video review below:

How to Store Paintballs

The best way to store paintballs properly is in a temperate environment, with dry and cool conditions. Airtight containers and ziplock bags are a great place to keep them. 

If the paint gets cold, it will harden and become brittle. This will cause problems when it moves through the barrel of the gun. If they are too warm, they will be soft and won't explode on impact. 

Remember that paintballs are perishable, and won't last forever. When stored, make sure you rotate them so they keep their shape and do not go flat. 

Playing a Game

Now that you know what paintballs are made of, you can get stocked up on paintballs and start a game. Find some friends and go out to the field. 

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