Our Top 10 Fave Paintball Memes

Aah memes. They've become part of our lives, and we wouldn't have it any other way. You've probably grown to love them as much as we do. They're all over Facebook, Youtube, and even TikTok these days.

If you're one of the 30% of people who send memes every single day (or even the 55% that send once a week), you're one of us. If you’re one of the select few who send paintball memes, buckle up.

Today, we'll look at our top 10 favorite paintball memes. They're great to share with your teammates and friends.

Paintball Memes

Sometimes, all that keeps you going week to week is a good joke. Whether it's the always classic paintball knife meme or some other funny paintball memes, a good laugh can get you up and at it on a Monday morning.

And that's just what paintball memes do. They get us through the day with laughter and help us see things in a new light while we're at it.

The worst thing about paintball is cleaning your gear after every single day of play. It feels like an awful lot of work when it comes to breaking down and cleaning, oiling your gun, recovering your hopper. The list goes on and on, but thankfully there's a paintball meme out there that depicts our pain.

Please enjoy our collection of the absolute best.

1. Jim Carrey - Dumb and Dumber

We all remember Jim Carrey's performance in Dumb and Dumber. It launched a thousand jokes and lives on in our memories. Sure, it's been almost 30 years since it was released, but the sight of Jim popping out of the car window looking pleased as punch still gives us the giggles.

You know that feeling, the one that bubbles up inside you when you remember tomorrow is paintball day? Just remember, stick your head out the window and smile because life is good!

2. Ralph Wiggum: Snake Diver

Oof. Snake dives. Everyone's got a story of their first snake dive, and we'll be damned if Ralph Wiggum doesn't embody all the stories. But, of course, we've all felt the horror of an unexpected core sample too.

Don't be like Ralph. Keep your marker up. Keep your arms forward. Poor Ralph.

3. Nasty Gearbag

If you've ever opened a gear bag after an extended break, you know all about the smell. Even a couple of days' holiday means your gear bag is going to have a nasty odor.

Our man Cleveland is the best for the understated, flat statement, and his "Oh, that's nasty" from Family Guy is absolutely iconic. That makes this easily a top funny paintball meme

4. Kermit's Thinking of You

You find yourself drifting off at work, not thinking about your projects. Perhaps you're a little distracted during the morning commute. We know what's on your mind.

We've got some good news for you. Paintball is absolutely thinking about you too. In fact, it's missing you terribly, and you should probably call it. Don't leave it till next week. Make up with Paintball today.

5. It's Honest Work

Let's set the scene. You're chasing a particularly speedy fellow baller. You know he's hunkered down behind one of the doritos, but you're not sure which. You spot a flash of color, and you know you've got him.

And then you hear the noise. You know the one, the one that means your ASA is leaking. With a sigh, you hang your head and start calling positions. It's not glamorous, but it's honest work.

6. Getting Lit Up!

Anyone who's played paintball knows the drill. You're out there in the heat of the game, adrenaline pumping, and then it happens – you get hit. You raise your hand in surrender, but the shots keep coming. This meme perfectly captures that frustrating yet oddly hilarious moment. The image shows a paintball player who’s clearly out but keeps getting pelted with paintballs, vividly illustrated by the paint splatters all over them.

7. Skill Differences

Paintball enthusiasts know there's a distinct difference between casual players and speedballers. This meme captures that moment of realization when rental players show up, and you're the lone speedballer in the group. The image features a speedballer in full gear, strategically taking cover and aiming with precision, while a rental player in less specialized gear stands in the background, appearing less prepared and without cover. The humor in this meme comes from the stark contrast between the speedballer's professional demeanor and the casual stance of the rental player. It's a nod to the often humorous gap in experience and preparedness between regular players and newcomers. 

8. Life Decisions

The humor in this meme lies in the playful comparison between significant life milestones and the joy of playing paintball. While friends are settling down and starting families, the paintball player is depicted as fully immersed in their passion for the game.  This meme resonates with many who feel out of sync with traditional life progressions, finding humor and camaraderie in the different choices and hobbies that define their lives. It's a lighthearted reminder that everyone has their own timeline, and there's joy to be found in every stage."

9. Taking Paintball Seriously

School activities can sometimes take unexpected turns, and this meme humorously depicts the anticipation and reality of a paintball game in a school setting. The humor in this meme lies in the exaggerated portrayal of the boys' readiness for paintball, implying they are overly prepared and eager for battle, much more so than the girls anticipated. This extreme depiction makes the meme funny by highlighting the difference in expectations and reality, playing on stereotypes and the often competitive nature of boys in such activities.

10. Monday - Tuesday - Wednesday - Thursday - Friday

Sometimes the week is rough. There's not much you can do about it, so you might as well suck it up and have fun. Monday, your marker won't behave. Tuesday, your hopper pops, spraying all over the place.

Wednesday, you thought, would be better, and then you faceplanted over a snake. Thursday, there's something jammed in your barrel (don't look into it!), and Friday? Well, on Friday, the adrenaline got the best of you, and you had a good puke. Roll on, weekend.

 

 

 

 

Where Do I Find Paintball Memes?

You can find good memes pretty much anywhere. A cursory google search will land you with a good few. We’ve compiled our favorites in a series of Youtube videos. If you’re ready to take the next step, join our Paintball Memes Facebook Group and share your own memes.